elaysium:

WELL ANON NOW’S THE CHANCE TO RUN FAR FAR AWAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK TBH, BECAUSE I SWEAR AT SOME POINT YOU WILL WANT TO PUSH ALL OF THEM OFF A MOUNTAIN AND JUMP OFF YOURSELF. BUT HEY IF YOU ARE SURE… WELCOME TO THE FANDOM!!!

(why are we yelling btw?)

let’s start from the eldest shall we? (gifs and pics below are not mine unless stated)

stage name: xiumin
real name: kim minseok
born: 900326
superpower: frost
fun facts:

• is the eldest but looks like the youngest
• kris is forever jealous of him and luhan because of that
• nicknamed baozi
• aegyo game is very strong
• can do an incredbly high note
• is very strong because he destroyed his members at arm wrestling on exo’s showtime
• have you seen him move his butt 

stage name: luhan
real name: luhan
born: 900420
superpower: telekinesis
fun facts:

• second oldest but also looks very young
• prettier than almost every girl i know
• voted Asia’s Most Handsome Man of 2013
• but claims he’s very manly, something the exo members are quick to shoot down
• loves soccer and is a huge fan of manchester united
• is very attractive until he makes faces like this
• and like this

stage name: kris
real name: wu yifan
born: 901106
superpower: flight (“I am a dragon, I can fly”)
fun facts:

• leader of exo-m and resident manga prince
• according to him, he is also the most handsome, the tallest, the main vocalist, the main dancer, a real picasso, etc.
• a lot of things are not his style.
• wants you to believe he’s cool but he’s the opposite of cool
• his drawings are well known in the exo fandom
• has a ton of plushies given to him by fans, the most famous of which is Ace Wu (his son)

stage name: suho
real name: kim joonmyeon
born: 910522
superpower: water
fun facts:

• leader of exo-k and the mom of the group
• trained for 7 years before debut and is friends with many other SM groups
• like luhan, is very attractve until he does this
• members never listen to him when he’s speaking
• is known to have many credit cards and casually passes them to his members
• total gramps at heart

stage name: lay
real name: zhang yixing
born: 911007
superpower: healing
fun facts:

• main dancer of exo-m. was a child star back in China
• don’t go near his neck unless you want to subject him to immense torture
• spaces out a lot. also has a tendency to look like he’s on drugs 70% of the time
• forgets his passport, key card, his position in the group, his name, the next thing he’s going to say, you name it
• this polite and humble boy is forever bowing. seriously.  (gif mine)

stage name: baekhyun
real name: byun baekhyun
born: 920506
superpower: light
fun facts:

• main vocalist of exo-k. beagle-line with chanyeol and chen
• works eyeliner extremely well
• is a natural in front of the camera
• “Kkaepsong~”
• famous for his light switch dance
• and his fingers wow HIS FINGERS
• is really good at teasing people you will never beat him at it

stage name: chen
real name: kim jongdae
born: 920921
superpower: lightning
fun facts:

• main vocalist of exo-m and part of beagle line
• took part in sm the ballad
• don’t be fooled by his innocent face, he’s the snarkiest and the biggest troll of them all
• don’t mess with him either he will totally give you what you deserve
• chenry potter
• duck face ARE YOU DEAD YET

stage name: chanyeol
real name: park chanyeol
born: 921127
superpower: fire
fun facts:

• last of the beagle line.
• had a childhood love for ferrets
• has a noona who looks very much like him!  good genes yo
• one of the best rappers in sm (listen to him here)
• the happy virus of the group
• known as a reaction king because he laughs at everything

stage name: D.O
real name: do kyungsoo
born: 930112
superpower: earth
fun facts:

• lead-vocalist of exo-k
• english pronunciation is A+
• everyone loves squishysoo there’s no denying it i mean just look at him  (gif mine)
• but somehow manages to look like satan at times
• frequently punishes members who tease him
• has many many fanboys both outside and inside the entertainment circle

stage name: tao
real name: huang zitao
born: 930502
superpower: time control
fun facts:

• romantic kungfu panda who likes taking solitary strolls at the beach
• is skilled at wushu, altough he sometimes makes cute mistakes like this
• despite looking all dangerous, he’s really scared of bugs, according to members baekhyun and chen.
• he’s also really scared of showering alone because he encountered a ghost once. to date he’s showered with about 75% of his members
• he’s really scared of ghosts okay  scream of the century there in case you couldn’t tell
• another one with an awesome ass

stage name: kai
real name: kim jongin
born: 940114
superpower: teleportation
fun facts:

• main dancer of exo-k
• resident sex god have you seen these faces he makes?  (gifs mine) no? i’ll call an ambulance for you
• best friends with shinee’s taemin. loves his kyungsoo hyung a lot too (see above)
• imitates krong and squidward and immediately dies of embarrassment
• adores his 3 puppies
• try not to go near a jongin fangirl with these words: ““My name is Jongin. I’m the writer who lives next door. See you tomorrow, hyung. Don’t forget!” or, you know, any exo fangirl.

stage name: sehun
real name: oh sehun
born: 940412
superpower: wind
fun facts:

• bratty maknae of the group who teases his hyungs
• has the most frequent hair changes in the group (and they all look good on him gdi)
• seriously, even rainbow hair
• is a life ruiner
• makes this face a lot
• “Yehet~Ohorat!”

so there you have it ^^ if you aren’t a puddle of goo on the floor yet, congratulations, and i hope you survive the next step of being an exo fan: choosing a bias!
((sorry that this isn’t very long or detailed because uni is killing me and i’m rather pressed for time OTL so this is just a very very brief intro to them. hope you enjoyed it!))